Writers: How Not to Bomb

How Not to Bomb

How Not to Bomb

When you’re nervous before a reading, open mic or a speaking event you’re that way because you don’t want to bomb. You don’t want to be humiliated and asked never to come back.  You also don’t want to let your audience down. Maybe you’ve had a less-than-ideal speaking experience and you’re afraid lightning will strike twice. I’d like to share a few tips with you on how not to bomb, or at least how to bomb less! Now, let go of your nervousness and give your best performance to the people who have come to see you! Know Your Audience If you’re an author giving a reading, know your audience! Are they familiar with your work or are they completely new to it? If they are new to it, warm them up by telling them why they’ll love your work and use humor! If you’re the first speaker, you won’t have a lot of material to riff about except complimentary stuff about the venue, the hosts and the warm crowd, but if you’re performing after an open mic segment or after another speaker, talk up the folks who have  gone before you and give them a little love. Doing so will endear you to your audience. I had a little issue with a speaking engagement when I realized that my talk was geared towards entrepreneurs and not corporate employees. Oh, boy! I should have asked my speaking coordinator who my audience so I could prepare. But here I was and I spoke to them about how being creative and flexible would make them more effective in their presentations—something from entrepreneur world that they may not deal with on a daily basis. Collect Stories                     As you go about your life, collect anecdotes that will resonate with your audience and that will help you break the tension. Just be sure that they’re relevant to you and your reading! Prepare Rehearse your talk and material ahead of time—mark your pages if you’re reading from your book so you’re not thumbing randomly! Check to see where you’re stumbling and adjust. Time your talk so you’re going over or under. Show Up Early When you show up early rather than on time you give yourself the chance to arrange the room and get a feel for the acoustics. I’ve shown up early at gigs and have rearranged the chairs to go from a classroom to a U-pattern—it’s made all of the difference! Don’t drink too much This applies more at a reading or an open mic, but don’t drink even if you think it’ll help you when it’s your turn at the mic. Drink plenty of water and when you’re all through, then have your favorite adult beverage. Your Turn OK, so those are my tips on how not to bomb. What have I missed? Please feel free to add a few more suggestions in the comments for us!

How to Host a Kick-Ass Book Launch

Alice Osborn Book LaunchA month ago on January 28th I celebrated my book launch for Unfinished Projects, my book of poems from Main Street Rag Publishing Company. I celebrated with 45+ people, many of whom weren’t poets, but came out at the end of a long work week in the dead of winter to hear me read my poems and sit next to others who enjoy the written word. I also sold books to over half of the crowd. So how did I do it? Many of you also are launching your books and I want to give you a few tips on how to do it right. Here are Five Ways to Host a Kick-Ass Book Launch! Plan the Program Way ahead of time! And it goes without saying that you need to have your books already shipped to you from your publisher before you have a book launch! I wanted to include my poet and writer friends, so I held a featured reading night and open mic night on top of my book launch to draw even more interest in the program and it worked! They brought their friends and also helped me publicize the event. I also set the date and booked my venue (Storytellers Bookstore in Wake Forest) for my launch back in early September.  What can you do differently from any other book launch? Send Out Soft and Hard Invites I sent out invites using VistaPrint postcards. I also sent invitations to all of my social media networks including LinkedIn, Facebook and Goodreads.com. I posted the event on my Meetup groups: Wonderland Book Club and ReadWritePublish and I also publicized the launch starting in October using my e-newsletter from Constant Contact. Send out invitations in all of the markets you live in on a daily basis. Offer Giveaways At the event I gave away mugs with my book cover on them, filled with my giveaways (a blue letter opener and pen) plus bookmarks and Godiva chocolate. I also gave away spiral notebooks with my cover on them (using a full page white Avery label and my color printer) and my first book, Right Lane Ends. I announced the giveaways in all of my publicity, too. Be creative with your giveaways! Write Press Releases I wrote a press release about my book launch and sent it out about three weeks before the event. The North Raleigh News wanted to interview me (here’s the article) because my launch was newsworthy: my launch was on the same day as the 25th anniversary of the Challenger accident and my book leads off with my poem, “Challenger 7” about the astronauts. Print, radio and TV media want a newsworthy angle—what can you give them that would make their readers care? Food and Beverage I stated in my invites that we’d have wine and chocolate and boy, did we! Make sure you have enough beverage and food for everyone and make sure you plan for everything to be set up before the first guests arrive. Also plan for enough chairs—no one really wants to sit on the floor at a book launch. Plan to buy enough food and make sure the portions are bite-sized and non-messy—no BBQ wings! Sure, I was tired when it was all over, but wow, was it fun and I think folks are still talking about it! I delegated the video and photo-taking, so I could talk to and thank as many people as possible. Your Turn If you’ve had a book launch, what would you do or not do over again? What is one piece of advice you’d give a brand-new author hosting his/her very first book launch?

Last Minute Gift Idea: Alice’s Unfinished Projects

Unfinished Projects trivia contest

Erin holding the prize mug

As you know my new poetry book Unfinished Projects, published by Main Street Rag is now available! You can buy it through me personally or via my website, Main Street Rag’s website or at these three Triangle-area bookstores: Storyteller’s Bookstore in Wake Forest, Northgate Books at Northgate Mall in Durham or Flyleaf Books in Chapel Hill. If you get it through me you will receive a personally signed copy! Till the end of today (Christmas Eve) my book is available for $10 on my website with FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING! Wow! Also, I’m running two contests to win a free mug (pictured above with my daughter Erin who turned 3 today). If you purchase the book today, you’ll go into the drawing for the mug. And if you already own the book and also want a mug, answer this question (What books are mentioned in the poem “Sex Ed”) and message the answer to me HERE. Offer good till MIDNIGHT tonight or when Santa comes down the chimney.
OK, a litte bit about this book. I am a narrative poet who tells my real story through my verse. I am also a narrative poet who fictionalizes a lot of events–sometimes you can’t tell the difference between what’s real or not. Many of these poems in this book came to be because of the memories I have of the split level house I grew up in Annandale, Virginia with my parents and brother, outside Washington, D.C. I have also included many persona poems about men who make a living working with their hands. As I gathered the poems together I noticed a pattern: all of the poems contain images of houses, both of their interiors and exteriors. And so Unfinished Projects was born! My ideas for these poems came from poetry prompts and many of them also came from dreams. I strongly remember my dreams about the house I grew up in.
If you’d like to check out my poems, they’re available here on my author page at my publisher’s site HERE And stay tuned for my “World Tour” coming in Jan 2011. I’ll be reading my poems at various Triangle locations along with traveling to Charleston, Charlotte, Hickory, New York! and the beautiful mountains of Waynesville, NC.
Good luck on getting the mug which is filled with Godiva chocolate (Hmmm…chocolate), a bookmark, letter opener, pen and more!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!